Given Bro. Dobson's catch regarding the deviant sexuality of the louche Spongebob- he of the "square" pants, I couldn't help but be suspicious of the orientation of all the children's programming characters out there today. Keeping in mind the predilection among christians to "suffer" the children- see Priestgate, I thought I'd check there first. And, what do you know, I discovered the largely unpublicized "XXX" version of the popular "VeggieTales" from BigIdeas. Who'd have guessed that lovable Larry the Cucumber worea rug? Or that he was a fruit and not necessarily a vegetable. Our poor children.