The cheap, illicit thrills of "The Stand".
(Don't you worry none. I'm inevitably still standing after the shit goes down. No matter the substance of the shit).
All the meddlesome Christers gone in one fell swoop.
But, then, it hit me.
If it did go down that the righteous all went up,
I'd be stuck with those same C.I.B.S.Os-
Christians In Bumper Stickers Only- back here on earth.
It's a good thing it's not gonna happen.
Wet dreams go nightmare.